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I’ve got loads of party stories. At one party, I caught my mate John shagging his girlfriend over a sink whilst she was being sick into it. At another one, I was plied with free drink by this gay guy, felt a bit pissed, so I went to lie down in his bed, and when I woke up he was fingering me. In the early hours of the next morning I woke up in a wheelie bin.
Alex, Hastings
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I had a party where me and my mate broke my mate Niel’s three-piece suite
by moshing to the Beastie Boys. We were twelve.
John, St. Leaonards
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I went to a party where this guy got so drunk that he nailed his cock to the
table and then set fire to it
Jarred, New Zealand
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I know this guy Hugh who had a party where everyone was using his parents
bed as a trampoline until it broke and fell through the ceiling into the sitting
room. It was when he was 17. He’s now 25 and is still working in McDonald’s
paying off the damage
James, Kent
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I went to a party once and the guy John was high on acid. He made a bonfire
and burnt his Dad’s entire record collection as he was convinced it harboured
evil Satanic messages
Mike, East Sussex
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My mate XXXX went to a party where he had a shit and a wank in a horizontal
freezer at the same time.
Gregg, London
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It’s become an urban myth but this actually happened to my mate Mark aka
‘KitKat’. He went round to a party at his new girlfriend’s parents house and did a
huge shit which blocked the toilet. Each flush the water was getting higher in
The bowl so he made a glove out of bog paper and fished it out and chucked
it out the window. When he went downstairs to the conservatory where they were
All having drinks, everyone was looking up at this big turd on the roof of the
Conservatory. He was asked to leave.
Claire, Leicester
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It’s not funny, but 2 years ago I went to this party of a guy I knew called Neil
where they fed his dog several hash cakes. The next time I went round there I
asked where their dog was and was told that the dog was deceased.
Ben, Broadstairs
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My mate Mark went to this party where he got off his face and passed out on the
sofa. Everyone stripped him down to his underpants and drew on him. But then
he started to have a sleep wank in front of everyone. His girlfriend came to the
party late to see him murmering his ex-girlfriend’s name as he was jacking off
Jim, London
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I went to a party and filmed a couple having sex in the Bathroom. When they
realised what I was doing I was asked to leave, so I went outside, climbed a ladder
and carried on filming them through the bathroom window. At the same party, my
mate pissed on the sofa and fell off a second story balcony.
Mike, Hastings
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At this party a few weeks back my friend Hannah made her own alcohol
by putting yeast, sugar and water together in a big bottle and let it
brew for about 4 weeks (bad choice). So I was there with my vodka and
coke nicely merry, whilst she was drinking her ‘homebrew’ so to
speak. She got so plastered and collapsed on a chair. When she
regained conciousness she dicovered that she had shit herself. The
worst part is that she was wearing a thong and it all slid down her
legs and she had to wait until the morning to have a shower. No-one
spoke to her for the whole evening as the smell that was eminating
from her arse and general bodily area was rough. Just thought I’d
share that one with you.
Toby, Kent
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