“I was thinking to myself today…
Once upon a time, there was someone who invented the digital versataille disk. They probably thought to themselves:
“I am a genius.
This idea is revolutionary. Cinema will never be the same again. I can watch all of my favourite films on digital versataille disk ~let’s call it, I don’t know, a… ‘DVD’, hehehe~ at a far superior quaity to VHS. And what with a crazy digital age really round the corner, maybe they’ll be able to create menu’s and then put on unprecidented special features as an accompaniment! I can see it now! It’s all unravelling inside my head. One day I might even be able to go out and buy my favourite independent cult teen comedy hit “We’ve Got The Toaster” on these crazy contraptions for only £7 and 99p (£1 p&p notwithstanding). And I do hope they manage to edit that epic behind the scenes making of documentary, outtakes featurette and production notes interview with the director and producer…
Yes, I am a genius”
Probably…”
- Adam
